Comrade, Steel production is down, I said, comrade, you must sleep on the ground I said, comrade, in a Soviet town There’s no need to be unhappy Comrade, there’s a place you can go I said, comrade, where there’s 4 feet of snow You can stay there, and I’m sure you will find Many ways to share the wealth It’s fun to stay at the USSR It’s fun to stay at the USSR They have everything for gopniks to enjoy You can hang the bourgeoisie It’s fun to stay at the USSR It’s fun to stay at the USSR You can get some turnips, you can have good rations You can do what we say you can Comrade, are you feeling pissed? I said, comrade, hang the capitalists I said, comrade, you can Make it come true But you got to know this one thing No man does it all by himself I said, comrade, put your property on shelf And just go there, to the USSR I’m sure they can help you today It’s fun to stay at the USSR It’s fun to stay at the USSR They have everything for gopniks to enjoy You can hang the bourgeoisie It’s fun to stay at the USSR It’s fun to stay at the USSR You can get some turnips, you can have good rations You can do what we say you can Comrade, I was once in your boots I said comrade, there were west spies to shoot I felt no man cared if I were in gulag I felt the whole world was filled with capitalists That’s when someone came up to me And said, comrade, take a march up the street There’s a place there called the USSR They can start you back on your way It’s fun to stay at the USSR It’s fun to stay at the USSR They have everything for gopniks to enjoy You can hang the bourgeoisie USSR you’ll find it at the USSR Comrade, Comrade, steel production is down Comrade, Comrade, you must sleep on the ground USSR, it’s fun to stay at the USSR Comrade, Comrade, are you listening to me Comrade, Comrade, those pigs will hang from the trees USSR, you’ll find it USSR No man, comrade, does it all by himself Comrade, Comrade, put your property on shelf USSR, and just go to the USSR Comrade, Comrade I was once in your boots Comrade, Comrade There were west spies to shoot, USSR