I’m going to pulverize your ass harder then the Boeing 747 hitting the water you avocado looking headass. I will rip your arms off and make a salad out of it. The main vegetables will be your skin and bones and your teeth will be used as croutons with your scrapes of your toe as a garnish and blood as a dressing. I will rub your leg so hard that it somehow ejaculates causing a orgasm so large that a second Big Bang happens in your stomache, causing yourself to implode on yourself making you pregnant. I will then take your baby and dangle it by its feet over the Golden Gate Bridge until it’s cries for you. Then I’ll gounge your eyes out and make you drown in your dead fetuses tears. I will kill your family with a lawn mower so every bit of gore gets splattered across your lawn like a game of Splatoon. I will fill your ass with helium so much that you start floating into the air and into space where you’ll flatten into a thin pancake. I’ll take your dead flattened carcass and put it in a beehive until it gets poked through by every bee in the colony. I’ll let the sticky gooey honey go into those holes. Then I’ll put you in a bears den, the bear will smell the honey and eat you like the maggot you are. Your body will explode so hard from the force of the bite that you’ll pin like a human gusher.