I’M GONNA TELL IT LIKE IT IS! AMEN SISTER!

HOLY FUCK BOYS YOU REALLY LIKE TO SHOW YOUR DICKS.

Like, you really, really like to pull it out and take a picture of it and post it everyfuckingwhere you can. I get it, I run an adult themes sub, but holy fuck you dense dongs just have to post that schlong. Even when the sub rules explicitly say you can’t. Even when you have the weirdest looking pecker in the world. Even when your dick is just an average, ordinary, usual, boring penis. You motherfuckers are so proud of your appendages that you literally ignore all sense and reason and post that flesh stick whenever and wherever you can. The worst part…I’m a heterosexual male. I don’t want to look at any pee pee’s.. I never asked to look at your cocks. I never wanted to see your nether regions, but that doesn’t matter you to troglodytes that just have a genetic disposition to sharing your flesh flogger with any eyeballs that are available. If you are posting your tally wacker to a sub when the rules explicitly say you can’t, I can’t imagine how many of you fellow men are sending your wiener’s to females on the daily. But here’s the thing…

DICKS ARE UGLY.

Women and their bodies are moving pieces of art. Their breasts are gorgeous and their curves are the same curves that the universe is made of which causes are eyes to be linger and crave the curves.

Your hangy-down looks like a sausage that was caught in a meat grinder that sits on a couple of over sized walnuts that are sitting in the nastiest unkempt dried out lawn. Ain’t nobody wants to see that.

Sure, you may get to the point in a relationship where your woman wants to see that she is in for and she might ask for a pic of the privates, BUT LITERALLY NO ONE ELSE ON THE PLANET WANTS TO SEE IT.

No, yours isn’t special. It looks like all the other dicks out there. Trust me.

Do you know why women wear all that eye makeup? It is so they can cloud their vision and block the images you are trying to force into their eyes. Stop abusing women with that visual torture. That wee willy isn’t pleasing to the eye. It isn’t going to cause a woman to fall madly in love with you. It’s revolting and a shock to the senses. Bad. Horrible. Disgusting and like, bad bad. Keep it in your pants and off of your phones and cameras.

Stop it.