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Here I am, talking to you on a Saturday, when I could just be playing some video games with my friends. You’re a waste of time, I don’t even know why I let you take this much time from me, you’re not worth it in the slightest. I am actually rather offended that you think you deserve the rights to my time, seeing as I am a pro gamer that makes more money in a month than you will ever make in your entire lifetime.

I could be streaming for my audience of twelve-year-olds and be getting donations, upon donations, upon donations, but instead, I’m talking to you. How did I even begin talking to you, you’re such a, hmm, disgusting person. Do you know what I am? I’m better than you, regardless of what you think.

The best way to become my friend is to leave me alone, I only gave you a quarter to look good for my sponsorships, this Red Bull sponsor has come in handy more than you could ever believe. In fact, just before this, I decided to drink fifteen (15) Red Bulls, and now I’m feeling better than ever!

Ew, don’t touch me, you’re gross. I hate you! I hate you so much, that I would drink sixteen (16) Red Bulls just to not be with you. Wait, that’s not a punishment, Red Bull is my favourite carbonated drink, In fact, it’s actually my favourite drink in general! I love Red Bull, and their current 2 for $4 promotion! Man, I love Red Bull so much.

Make sure to use code \[REDACTED\] at checkout for an additional 15% off your Red Bull order! You won’t ever regret picking up Red Bull! Red Bull gives you wiiiiiiings.

I will now be off to entertain chat. Poggers. Goodbye.

Don’t forget to use my code in the Item Shop.