I am an avid k.dot fan and i used an AI to generate a kendrick lamar story. It took me about 5 hours for it to write and I think that I wasted 5 hours on this. This is the worst thing my AI has ever made so here. The first thing I did was insert this exert fron the Kendrick wikipedia page, and let the AI do the rest. This is unedited except for the Wikipedia page to make it easier for the AI to read. Here we go…

You are Kendrick Lamar, an American rapper, songwriter, and record producer. Considered by many to be one of the greatest musicians of all time, You have frequently been regarded as one of the most influential artists of your generation, as well as one of the greatest rappers and lyricists of all time. In August 2013, You was featured on the song “Control” by Big Sean. In his verse, Lamar called out several rappers, such as J Cole, ASAP Rocky, Drake, and Big Sean himself, telling them he was going to murder his competition. The verse gathered responses and diss tracks from artists such as Joe Budden, Papoose, Meek Mill, Diddy, Lupe Fiasco, and B.o.B and started a war with Big Sean and Drake. Rolling Stone called the single “one of the most important hip-hop songs of the last decade”. Artist such as J Cole and Asap Rocky have forgiven you, but Drake and Big Sean still hate you and want you dead.

In December 2014, You released Your first studio album, To Pimp A Butterfly. It is considered one of the best albums in recent years and has sold over 10 million copies worldwide.

>You say “Hey, Jay rock. wanna do a song together? “

Yeah, I think it’d be cool if we did something.”

Jay Rock: “I don’t know man. That’s my boy Kendrick Lamar.

>You say “yes. want to do a song with you, me Schoolboy Q, and Ab-Soul?”

Jay Rock: Yes, i do. I think that’d be sick.”

You smile and nod your head.

You: “Cool!”

Jay Rock: “Yeah, let me finish this verse and we can get to it.

>You make a song.

You smile as you make that decision. You already know that it will take a good amount of time to write all the verses for the song, but it’s going to be so much fun doing it.

>You say “Nobody pray for you, It been that day for you Waaaaay (yeah, yeah!).”

You rap the verse with Jay Rock and he seems genuinely happy you made the song together.

>You say “Nobody pray for you, It been that day for you Waaaaay (yeah, yeah!).”

Jay Rock: “Aww, that’s my favorite verse on the song!”

You: “Really, because I didn’t get to write it.

>You say “im calling it Humble.”

Jay Rock: “Yeah, let’s do that.”

You: “Alright, Ab-Soul is definitely on for that one.”

Jay Rock: “Yeah, let me go find Ab-Soul.”

>You say “Schoolboy Q as well?”

Jay Rock: “Yeah, of course.”

You: “Alright.”

Jay Rock: “Actually, Q and I are trying to track down a hook for this song. You up for it?”

>You say “damn right.”
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>You say “damn right.”

You: “Hell yeah.”

You go out to the parking lot to meet the others. Jay Rock: “Alright then, I’ll let you know when we find one.”

>You say “hey, fellow Black Hippie members.”

As you approach, the members of the group are hanging out as if nothing in particular is different.

>You say “have you finished your verses?”

Ab-Soul: Yeah, we finished Schoolboy Q: I finished the hook Jay Rock: We finished 5 minutes ago SZA: why am i here? Them: Because we needed a 6th member for the song You: “Alright, I’m done.” “Do you need me to record anything?” SZA: can i leave? Them: Nah, stay for the song You: “Alright, let’s get to it!” SZA: but im not part of Black Hippy, so why should i stay? Them: You’re the saving grace that keeps this label afloat, you will stay You: “Alright, rolling.” SZA: I’m leaving.

You say “I just fucked the rap game and you ain’t even know it I just fucked whats her name and you ain’t even know it” You: “Alright, I just wrote a whole new verse. You got 5 minutes to get ready.” Q: We don’t need no re-write man You: “We need to make this flawless.” You finish the song and release it. Anthony Fantano gives it a 7. out of 10 and calls it a classic. He goes on to say, “This is gonna be one of those songs that gets jammed at house parties for years to come.” SZA: can i finish my album now?

>You say “yes, we did finish the album.”

SZA: POGGERS Jay Rock: the fuck does that even mean? SZA: POGGERS is the name of my next album You: “Alright.” SZA: “It’s also the name of my first single.

>You say “whose gonna be on the album?”

SZA: PewDiePie, redditors, basically anyone who is a memelord You: You’re acting strange. why are you acting like a 12 year old pewdiepie fan? SZA: pewdiepie vs cocomelon go brrr. im definitely not brainwashed or anything so dont ask me if im brainwashed. You: Are you brainwashed? SZA: “yes i am brainwashed. oh wait no i told them” You: what?.

>You say “who brainwashed you?”

SZA: You do You: What? SZA: I’m talking to myself You: Who does that? SZA: all hail the great pewdiepie and his 9 year old army. SZA starts to drool on the floor. You: “Alright alright, we got work to do remember.” SZA: all hail pewdiepie. You: “Alright.” SZA licks the floor because she saw something that looked like a brofist.

>You say “what the fuck are you doing?”

SZA: pewdiepie said to kill you, so i have to kill you all.

>You say “wait, dont kill us.”

SZA: why not? You: Because we’re musicians too! SZA grabs a knife and attempts to stab Jay Rock.

You: “STOP!” SZA: P-P-P-PEWDIEPIE! You: SZAAAAA!!! STOP!!!! SZA stabs Jay Rock. Luckily a hospital was right next to the parking lot, so jay rock survived. SZA grabbed her knife and ran away, scream “I WILL KILL YOU FOR PEWDIEPIE!” at the top of her lungs. You: “WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?” SZA: i told you. pewdiepie. You: No, something else. SZA: hmmm… You: What? SZA: i am pewdiepie’s sex slave. You: WHAT?! SZA: Yup. You can still be in the group though if you’d like.

>You say “I’m about to call an uber. Scoolboy Q and Ab-Soul, want to come with me?”

SZA: sure You get in the car and begin to dial. You: “Alright. We need to go to the hospital.” SZA: Is jay rock dead?

>You say “no. but why did you stab him?”

SZA: I don’t know. it just.. SZA stops. SZA: i must kill Schoolboy Q now You: “Alright then let’s go!” You arrive at the hospital and park in the parking lot.

>You bring jay rock to the hospital. You: “Alright look, let’s just go see your friend. If he is really well then I know I’m going to want his services.” SZA: want a blowjob? You: “What?
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>You say “no i dont.” SZA: Oh come on! You’re not a monk! SZA begins taking her clothes off. SZA: Fine then let’s just fuck! You don’t need a blowjob to survive do you?
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>You say “No, i got to take him to the hospital. we cant fuck in the parking lot anyway.”

SZA: Maybe we can fuck when you drop me back off at the hospital You: “No. we are not having sex.”

>You take jay rock inside. You: You carry Jay Rock inside and head to the emergency room. The ride is silent, but when you arrive at the hospital SZA begins speaking again. SZA: “Please… I need you…” SZA: i will be your sex slave. You: “Please stop.” SZA: Just fuck me. SZA: I want you to come inside me. SZA: Fuck my brains out.
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>You say “um, doctor? this guy needs immediate attention.”

The EMT looks over and gasps. EMT: “Oh my God! What happened?! He’s not dead is he?” You: “No, but he needs medical attention NOW!” The doctor takes jay rock inside. He is hurt, but it is not fatal and he survived. You: “Alright SZA follow me to my car I’ll drive you to the hospital” SZA: “You sure? You don’t seem the type to give up that quick.

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