Chapter 1:

Douglas 🧒 had to poop 💩, but his butt 🍑🍑🍑 was all stinky because he had to poop 💩 so badly 🤷‍♂️. There was a gross woman named Rebecca 🙋‍♀️ who was sunbathing all naked and she was fat 🐖. Douglas 🧒 walked up to her 🙋‍♀️ and said “I nEeD tO pOoP 💩”. “OkAy”, Rebecca 🙋‍♀️ replied, “I LiKe PoOp💩 💑💩”. Douglas 🧒 squatted down over the fat 🐖 sunbathing lady and went poop 🍑💩💩💩. The poop 💩 sat there on Rebecca’s 🙋‍♀️ boobs 🍈🍈, looking like a weiner 🍆.

“WhY aRe YoU hErE?!?!?!”, Douglas 🧒 cried 😭 as poop 💩 came out his weiner 🍆➡️💩 in a long thin strip, it was a weiner-poop 🍆💩, which is the grossest 🤢🤮🤢🤮 poop 💩 if all.

The peepee 🍻 got on the woman’s 🙋‍♀️ leg 🍗 and she screamed 🙅‍♀️😱, pooping out her boobs 🍈🍈💩💩💩💩💩💩.

And so when the pee 🍺 got mixed with the poop 💩 it smelled 👃👃👃 like a butt 🍑.

And the poop 💩 and the pee 🍺 lived happily ever after 💑 💩💙💚💜♥️💛🍺.