“Ben! Come out of your room for a sec! I’ve got something to show you!” Abby shouted through the door
“Its a studio, not a ‘room’, Abby. The fact that its in our parents house doesn’t mean anything! I have a lighting guy and a camera guy and everything!” Ben retorted, trying to hold back his rage. She was pregnant after all, she had a little excuse for being delusional.
“Your Teddy bears? How many times do I have to tell you, facts don’t care about your feelings, Ben!” Abby scoffed. “Now come out! Youre gonna love it I promise”
“Fine!” Ben huffed. He would have to save editing ‘Ben Shapiro DESTROYS dumb FEMINISTS with FACTS and LOGIC compilation #68’ for later.

He pre-emptively positioned his pp in his waistband so that his erection wouldn’t show. He couldn’t take any risks after what happened the first time he had seen his sister was pregnant.
Fixing his Kippah and straightening his suit, he opened the door to his bed– studio, and there she was. Glowing. Just like in the picture from her Instagram he had looked at for hours. She was wearing a maternity dress, but that did nothing to hide the sheer SIZE of her enormous, milky breasts. Plus, its not like she needed it; her tummy wasn’t that big…. yet. Ben stood tall and rigid, on both fronts.
“What do you think?” She asked coyly, pulling her dress up modestly, to reveal that she was wearing…no…that couldn’t be…
“oh my fricking goodness! Are they…how did you…?”
“Yup, they’re your friend Alexandra’s. The ones she wore at the met gala” Ben’s sister said with an intoxicating smugness. If Ben’s penis wasn’t blushing before, it certainly was now.
“Sh-she’s not my friend!” Ben whimpered in an attempted yell, before cursing at how obvious a ツンデレ (tsundere) he was being.
“I know we’ve been trying to get you and your wife to start talking to one another after the…WAP incident…but its your birthday coming up and I thought you deserved a present for working so hard at your SJW video projects.” Abby said, before ruffling Ben’s hair, sending shivers down his spine. “I’ll leave these in a box in your room.” She said with a smile.

Ben sighed. The forbidden fruit was always the sweetest[. ](https://imgur.com/gallery/88uKkzR)