the idea of her stinky ass unloading a holy rain of fecal perfection sliding down my throat and filling my tummy gets me harder than anything. last time my wife shat on my chest i moaned out “oh nancy…” and I am now sleeping on the couch. she told me she will no longer be shitting on me. jokes on that fucking bitch, i have YEARS worth of her poo saved in a freezer in a storage unit she doesnt know about. tomorrow i will be going, thawing it out, and bathing in it as i watch nancy pelosi speeches on loop. i cannot wait for the sheer amount of cum i will inevitably spill upon doing this…