Once upon a time, a man went through the McDonald’s drive through. When he got to the window, he ordered 1000 fries and 1000 ketchup packets. After receiving his food, the man pulled up out of the drive through to count and make sure he had gotten what he’d payed for. He counted 1000 fries but ONLY 999 KETCHUP PACKETS! Scrunching up his face in agony, the man thought “HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT MY FOOD WITHOUT THE PROPORTIONATE AMOUNT OF KETCHUP!” So the man put his car in reverse, meaning to back up and ask for another ketchup packet. He turned the car on, slammed it in gear, and reversed at 35 mph into the 5 cars in the drive through, causing a six car pileup. The moral of this story is don’t be a stupid head and go to McDonald’s.