>First, if your supposedly all-powerful invisible bearded sky-wizard can have his ineffable plans fucked up by me, he’s a joke of a god and he should be the one who eats a bullet out in the desert.

>Second, if your invisible bearded sky-wizard takes your troll-tastic ass as a follower, he’s an asshole.

>Third, no one here has offered any advice beyond “commit fraud;” “break your promises;” “draw out the debt, prolong your misery and failure, and pay more money back than you owe by only making the minimum monthly payments until your money runs out and you’re back to where you are now;” and “nut up you dumbass faggot God has a plan for you that I won’t tell you what it is but you can totes ruin it because my god is a failure at everything he does and so am I but I’ll get mad if you point that out to me so shut up faggot lulz I’m a winner you suck faggot show some respect you bitch pussy.” None of those are actually advice or actually worth a damn.

>Fourth, if you want to talk about respect and get taken seriously, or paint an image of your invisible bearded sky-wizard as anything but an imaginary asshole pedophile with an inferiority complex, you need to set a better example.

>Fifth, if you have to tell people you’re a winner, you aren’t.

>See? I can count to potato too.

/u/jobless_loser takes no [prisoners](http://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/1i04a7/i_can_finally_kill_myself_now/cb0hmcg?context=2)