My mate used to work in a pizza place. That free pizza isn’t very enticing beyond week one. Though I miss going over there when he had solo shifts and we’d put dingleberries on the topping, dab some testicle sweat on the tomatoes, wipe our ass cracks with the lettuce and other harmless, boyish pranks. One time we 69:ed in the back and came in the sauce. Had a good laugh when the dude picked up that pizza. Enjoy our cum sauce mr homo.