“You feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?”

Oh, wow, does that line turn me on. My penis becomes erect the moment I hear that phrase. I’ve always had trouble admitting this, but deep down inside me, I’ve always wanted to fuck Mr. Krabs. His double stuffed bubblicious ass of his makes me want to nut all over his shiny red skull…
Lets not forget how in season 7 he showed off his exsquisite fellatio ability when he sucked a jellyfish and slurped it’s juicy, wet, slimey goo straight down his throat. I want to just tell him, “If you make me nut, I’ll give you the secret formula” and watch as he desperately gags on my expanding penis. I want to see his glowing red ass bounce up and down on my cock as I moan with pleasure, feeling my sperm waiting to explode all over his large, red body. I would take a deep breath and whisper into his ear, “You feeling it now, Mr. Krabs” and wait for his stuttering response as I ejaculate inside of his body. I want to hold him down, forcing him to stay still as my sprerm flows out of his ass and onto the ocean floor.

tl:dr: I want to fuck Mr. Krabs