All day I’ve been doing pre calc homework. Got like 11 pages done. It was exhausting. After I finished I wanted to relax. Naturally I started making self love. Feels nice to finally relax. When I finish however, I NUTTED IN MY FUCKING EYE. It’s not uncommon for me to shoot far, but I’ve never had such a direct hit. Shit had aerial surveillance or some shit because it hit the bullseye. I rushed to the sink because I’ve heard horror stories of women having to go to the hospital and whatnot. It doesn’t hurt or anything but it’s so fucking red. I went downstairs for dinner and my parents are convinced I’ve been doing drugs or crying. I may kms.

Moral: if you nut, don’t hit your eye.