HOA: “Sir your truck is parked in your drive way.”
Me: “Yes, yes it is.”
HOA: “This community does not allow trucks to be parked in driveways.”
Me: “Why is that?”
HOA: “Trucks are ugly and we won’t have their distasteful appearance ruining our neighborhood.”
Me: “Are you kidding me? It looks awesome! A double cab 4×4 Tacoma! Great truck!”
HOA: “You get that uncultured, disgusting excuse for a vehicle off this property within the next 24 hours or I will contact the authorities and have it removed for you”
Me: “What kind of place is this? I pay the bills, I should have whatever vehicle I want on my driveway!”
HOA: “YOUR TRUCK CANNOT BE SEEN! PARK IT IN YOUR GARAGE OR IT’S GETTING TOWED”
Me: “This is an outrage! I won’t have it! I’m leaving!”
HOA: “Very well sir, would you like me to send my condolences to your whale of a wife? Or perhaps you would like me to escort you and your belongings out of this community.”
Me: “Motherfuc…!!!”
Punches HOA agent in the face
HOA: “You filth!”
Punches me in the face
Me: “Sonnuvabi…!”
Punches
Me: “I can park my truck wherever the hell I want!”
HOA: “That truck will never set foot on this driveway again!”
Bites leg
Me: “I’ll kill you motherf…!”
HOA: “We will never submit to your modernistic values you scum!”
Hops in truck and attempts to drive off
HOA: “You’re not going anywhere”
Fires heat seeking emp device at my truck
Truck dies
Me: “What the hell did you do!!!!?”
HOA: “Now you will face the board for your actions”
Handcuffs me in cyber kinetic alien technological restraining device
Me: “What the hell is this who are you?!”
HOA: The HOA will soon rule this planet you simpleton, soon you will see the truth.”