I grew up with this dickhead, his name is Ferris Wheeler but everyone called him slippery McGoo.

I hate him ever since he stole my favourite beyblade but that’s in the past and I don’t dwell on it, much.

He’s well known round these parts for being quite the ladies man.

He actually wears a white three piece suit with a huge collar and HUGE boots. Like a pvc elvis.

I can tell you that due to the accident he can no longer walk But I would be lying as he actually only broke his ankle on this occasion.

However he did lose his arm not long after this In a bob-sleighing accident.

Some say he is past his sell by date, others wish he would just fuck off but The thing with old mcgoo is he just keeps on truckin.