Comrades I am here on a mission. I have become a communist because I am now convinced that we need to work together and impeach president Blumpf immediately.

For too long our country has been suffering under a reign of terror imposed by Cheeto Hitler, Botard Blorf. And he wouldn’t have even won the election if it weren’t for Russian collusion and ballot hacking

You probably haven’t heard this one before because I’m a very unique, creative, original, free thinking Liberal, and I uh, George told me to say that uh, I, I mean we, in our community came together and said enough is enough. In the name of humanity. We will abuse fascist agendas, and,uh, Blaripf it is time for you to be impeached.

In the name of humanity, we need to make Dumbledore proud, grab your Harry Potter wizarding wand, take your antidepressants, get your Franzi a boxed wine, ok, burn your handmaiden’s tail bonnet, get your furbaby, and bring them down to the resistance rally, because you may not like it, nazi, you may not like it, bigot facist, but we’re not going to let Ronald Clumpf oppress us anymore, The impeachment is happening