So basically what happened was I had just ordered a new case for my phone because the old one got bitten up by my dog. I had took it off to clean my phone and he took it when my back was turned. So I have my phone in my pocket unprotected. So I was going up the stairs and then I got a random erection. Due the way my dick was in my pants, it pushed out my phone (I was wearing shorts with small pockets). Next, I whipped around to try and save it, but to no avail I was not fast enough. The phone fell on the stairs. Fortunately it did not fall any further and just stayed there. However, the stairs are wood so I was dreading to see what was the result. Luckily, it did not crack or break. I was so happy. But my dad was right behind me and saw the whole thing. From his perspective it must’ve looked like my phone jumped out of my pocket by itself. So before he could ask, I scooped up my phone and ran into the bathroom. I have been in here for an hour not wanting to come and explain what happened.