Gus,

When the walls start caving in and you inevitably put a loaded gun into your mouth, make sure to pout the barrel upwards toward the brain and not back toward the base of the skull.

So many of your so-called “comrades” have demonstrated basic ineptitude when operating firearms. I wanted to be sure that you had the information needed to end your presidency with the modicum of honor deserving the office.

– Curtis LeMay

*Preserved and framed on the president’s desk.*