I have an experience with these waiter fucking feminazi trash.

Picture this, male compatriots, if you will: a 10/10 Stacy waiter. Alluring tits and elephantine badonks. You could almost taste them. She was, in essence, a modern Venus de Milo. I, in stark contrast, was but a 2.5/10 incel hellbent on acquiring a qt femme lover. A charming 2.5/10 and an intelligent 2.5/10, but I digress. These traits did not come in handy as she approached my table.

I sat at my table alone as I listened to Shin Megami Tensei IV: Apocalypse music on my 3DS. Interrupting my music, the waiter asked me what drink I would prefer to consume. Now, normally, interrupting my music would make me angry, but I was in love. After choosing my drink (Diet Pepsi), I immediately made plans in my head to obtain my lady through whatever means necessary.

The waiter served my drink, and I simpered a large grin. Delicately slurping the last bits of the Pepsi through my straw, I stopped and waited for my would-be forever-gf. As she served the adjacent table, I loudly let her know that I needed something. Both of us still grinning, I got down on my knee, took her hand, and asked her to be my girlfriend.

Suddenly, she stopped in shock, and that moment, I knew I fucked up. This women did not like 2.5/10s. Without speaking, she looked at me to see if this was some kind of prank. It wasn’t a prank. But several other people found it funny. In fact, the entire restaurant stared at me in awe. She looked at me in a sick mix of disgust and fear, and quietly but sternly told me that my behavior was absolutely inappropriate and that she needed to leave.

It was just what I feared. I wondered in my head if she would accuse me of sexual assault or some other bogus charge that would ruin my life. I decided that I didn’t need this, and left the restaurant.

To this day, I am banned from my local Applebees. This never would have happened if I was a 10/10. I fucking hate women.