DO YOUR NUTS HANG LOW? DO THEY WOBBLE TO THE FLOOR? CAN YOU SWING THEM TO AND FRO? CAN YOU TIE THEM IN A KNOT? DO THEY SHINE IN THE LIGHT? ARE THEY HOT OR ARE THEY COLD? CAN YOU SWING THEM OVER YOUR SHOULDER LIKE A REGIMENTAL SOLDIER AND WEAR THEM LIKE A BOW?

DO YOUR NUTS. HANG. LOW?