Why the fuck is this? It used to be a legit profession. Barbers would perform minor surgeries even. Literally every barber I’ve been to is decent at best, only ONE knew how to shave properly with a straight razor (isn’t this like half the fucking job?) and I’m old as fuck and have probably been to like 50. Every single actual hairdresser I’ve been to with the exception of one has been very good minimum. I’m starting to think being a barber is a pretty lazy-ass profession.

Years ago my work even hired a barbershop to give us all shaves because we were going all in on the “Movember” stuff, and the fuckers used MACH 3 razors. WTF. Literally paying someone to shave you with a disposable cartridge. People need to try harder with their “passions”.