The feeling of the glass slowly piercing my anus inflaming my hemorrhoids isnt really my thing anymore. I now prefer grabbing wooden stakes and slowly inserting it into my urethra as it splinters up on my dick piercing the skin making me nearly cum immediately. As it goes deeper I begin to moan until its fully in and my dick looks like an anal prolapse covered in blood and wood sticking out like hundreds of nails jammed into an infant’s hand. My balls start swelling and and it gets to the size of a coconut and right before it bursts I start removing the stake and it gets pushed and then blood and cum and pus starts spraying out like a decapitated head. I get covered in the warm solution and I begin to pass out. I wake up in the hospital every time with my penis looking like a prune covered in stitches. I can truthfully say it’s the best feeling on earth.