“Women” are a government conspiracy cooked up by the CIA in the 1970’s to stave off increasing dissatisfaction with the status quo. To help cover up the American invasion of Tuvalu, which saw massive protests from the people, the government invented the concept of beings similar to us “men”, with the exception of the penis being replaced with some other sort of genetilia

The expectation was that men would chase after these “women” who were in actuality either high tech robots or in special cases, highly trained CIA actors to engage in “sex”, which is apparently “a most pleasurable activity” which in reality doesn’t exist, I mean if it did we would’ve already had it by now right? The operation passed with flying colors and the invasion of Tuvalu has largely been forgotten.