I met Woody a couple days ago

I met Woody IRL 5 days ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in but fucking Cash Matt himself.

I am slightly retarded so I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he was sitting there with his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I’m trying to quiet her down because I didn’t want her to bother our boomer, but she wouldn’t stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. “Is this your first?”, he asked. I started to respond stuttering, “Does my mic sound good?” But he quickly picks up that I am socially inept and ignores me, before I can tell him that she isn’t my daughter. He started running his hands through my niece’s hair and asked “what’s up buddy, is something wrong?” I replied for her saying that she was probably hungry or something. So Woody put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it. Would def let him breast feed my niece again.