One day I’ll discover something that it’s 100% effective against cancer. Everyone will congratulate me and cherish me, their love towards me will be so great they’ll even invite me to a scientific conference to give a speech in front of thousands of people, every TV channel on the world will be live streaming it and every single person on this world will be watching, I’ll adjust my tie just before speaking into the microphone and then announce my words: “I hate every single one of you and before now, I could have tell you all to go fuck yourselves and die from cancer, but no more! Now you will survive assholes” Everyone will clap, cry and hug each other, it will be epic.