“N-NO! Someone….someone said something m-mean about Donald Trump! No!!!!!!! This can’t be happening!!!” *the girthy redditor shakes his neck folds in disbelief* “I have to stop this!” *he heaves his hefty weight to his computer, sitting on his sweat-encrusted gaming chair* “I have to put a stop to this evil! What shall I say… what shall I say!!” *he strains himself by thinking too hard, and has to take a League of Legends break for the next few hours while pondering it over* “Eureka! I’ve got it! I will say he lives rent free in their heads! It’s perfect!” *he presses down each key with the force of an elephant stepping on a watermelon, nearly shattering his keyboard into dust* “And send! I’ve defended him! Yet again the day has been saved by me! This is so wholesome 100 keanu chungus. But that’s enough work for the day…” *he wipes the sweat off his brow and clambers into bed, holding his crusty body pillow*