First get in my car. Find a speed trap. Go over the speed limit. Not much. But enough. Cop stops me. “Oh hi, officer.” I say as I bat my eyelashes. I want to test to see if I could get out of a ticket. Asks for my license and registration. I look at my ID. It’s the male version of me who I look nothing like. I’m arrested for car theft and driving without a license. I’m taken to jail. All female jail. “NICCCCEE.” I say as I walk into gen pop. It’s a great first day. I go to bed. I wake up and I’m a guy again. Guards see me. They think I broke into the jail. I’m arrested and put in man jail. “Not NICCCCEE.” I say. They call me a “fish.” I’m property of some guy named Tito now.