Everyone around here is pompous and so full of themselves and it’s disgusting, but not me. You guys constantly complain and moan about your “problems,” but in reality you guys either brought your problems on yourselves or were too stupid or too stubborn to change them. I’m the only one around here with **real** problems.

Look at us. There’s always drama and bullshit around here and it’s mainly created by you guys and your fail. Me? I can do no wrong and if I *did* fuck something up I wouldn’t care at all. Why should I? You guys deserved it anyway.

So it’s clearly beginning to look like I’m the smartest and sanest one around here and anyone less than that is retarded and anyone more than that is arrogant. Since I’m so smart and I *obviously* know what I’m talking about, it means that I don’t have to waste my time listening to any of your guys’ ideas or opinions if I perceive them as stupid. Your little sob story of how you want to kill yourself? Fuck you? You’re a Christian? Go fuck yourself. Feminist? You’re a cunt.

What I like is always best. My taste in music is awesome and yours is shit. The websites I visit are amazing and yours are stupid. My video games are wonderful and yours are crappy. I know what’s funny and what’s funny to you guys are stupid, juvenile or just fucking retarded.

Did I mention how you guys practically suck at everything and could never amount to anything in your lives? If not, I’ll keep wiping it in your faces until you rage quit from the internet forever. Cyberbully? Pfft. Just grow some balls. And as for me; I can do *anything* I put my mind to and the fact that I haven’t achieved anything worthwhile yet is because I don’t have to prove myself to you. I rate success on my own accord, not yours. I’m just a misunderstood genius who hasn’t had his chance to prove himself yet.

Since I’m so great it means that my needs always comes ahead of everyone else’s and I’ll easily push anyone out of the way to get to them. I shouldn’t have to wait on anybody and fuck you for taking too long. Everything must be molded to my liking and I will push away anyone and distort the rules until I get them.

Being so smart and amazing also means that I’m downright *entitled* to give my two cents to everyone’s problems and rage if you guys don’t like it. The minute one of you guys does that shit to me then you’re the asshole. So when I’m not doing that I just sit here looking at the world and everyone in it and I just realized that all of you are crap. I’ll continue to be cynical and misanthropic to everyone, wishing all of you to die but I’ll still come to you when I still need things to feed my lifestyle and I’ll bitch and moan even further if they don’t come.

And all this shit causes me to yell at you guys all the time. No, I don’t have anger problems, it’s just that if you guys just did what I said, kept quiet and stayed out of my way then I would be happier. You all would too.

And I’ll say it now, I’m not egotistical and conceited it’s **you.**