It’s seriously so annoying how people i know irl think I’m gay. They think going on this board makes me gay!! I am not gay. How many times do I have to go over this? I would, hypothetically, enjoy intercourse with a female. The breasts and vagina would be a source of interest for me, not the dick, I hate dick. I do not want dick in my ass; likewise, I do not want to put my dick in an ass unless of course it is the ass of a female. The reason for this is that I would much rather have sex with the ass of a female than the ass of a male or the dick of the male. I hate dicks. I would never even thinking about touching or looking at a dick- even my own. It is gay. Whenever I’m trying to piss and i accidentally look down and catch a glimpse of my dick, it sends me into a fit of rage where I forcibly mutilate myself for looking at dick. This is because I am not gay and do not want to look at a dick. I have considered cutting off my dick and replacing it with a vagina, because I much prefer those to dicks, because I am 100% straight.