Hello,

It is with my deepest regret that I must inform you that you can go shove a rusty pole right up that gaping, disease-ridden asshole of yours.There are several mandatory penalties the laws of physics must impose on you due to this. For one, your rectum might start bleeding profusely. This is done to ensure you never will open your mouth in the future for fear of having to impale yourself with a rusty pole again. You may also get reported to the police if you cause a public disturbance, going against society’s laws to ensure civility. They exist for a reason.

I would like you to refrain from speaking in the future, as it may result in even more poles being shoved up that revolting asshole and is a pain for others to hear. I believe you should know better than this. Please rethink your next post.

Thank you.