The Rock is a vampire

Sent to drain

Secret Dwayne-stroyers

Hold you up to the flames

And what does he get

For our pain?

Betrayed desires

But not Nick Cage’s name

 Even though he knows

I suppose I’ll show

Nick is a bit more old

Then Rock Joe

 Despite all my rage, I am still just a Nicolas Cage

Despite all my rage, I am still just a Nicolas Cage

Someone will say, “Hollywood can never be saved.”

Despite all my rage, I am still just a Nicolas Cage

 Dwayne is a wrestler

He is somewhat strong

But Nick can take it

He’s friends with Ian Howe

And what do you want?

I want to meme on Dwayne

And that’s what Nick’s got

When he feels the same

 Even though he knows

I suppose I’ll show

Nick is a bit more old

Then Rock Joe

 Despite all my rage, I am still just a Nicolas Cage

Despite all my rage, I am still just a Nicolas Cage

Someone will say, “Hollywood can never be saved.”

Despite all my rage, I am still just a Nicolas Cage

 Tell me Nick’s the only one

Tell me there’s no other one

The Rock is an only son

He is not the chosen one

The Rock is an only son, big oof

 Despite all my rage, I am still just a Nicolas Cage

Despite all my rage, I am still just a Nicolas Cage

Someone will say, “Hollywood can never be saved.”

Despite all my rage, I am still just a Nicolas Cage

 Despite all my rage, I am still just a Nicolas…

Despite all my rage, I am still just a Nicolas…

Despite all my rage, I am still just a Nicolas Cage

 Tell me Nick’s the only one

Tell me there’s no other one

The Rock is an only son, big oof

 And I still believe that Dwayne is not Nick Cage

And I still believe that Dwayne is not Nick Cage

And I still believe that Dwayne is not Nick Cage

And I still believe that Dwayne is not Nick Cage