The Rock is a vampire
Sent to drain
Secret Dwayne-stroyers
Hold you up to the flames
And what does he get
For our pain?
Betrayed desires
But not Nick Cage’s name
Even though he knows
I suppose I’ll show
Nick is a bit more old
Then Rock Joe
Despite all my rage, I am still just a Nicolas Cage
Despite all my rage, I am still just a Nicolas Cage
Someone will say, “Hollywood can never be saved.”
Despite all my rage, I am still just a Nicolas Cage
Dwayne is a wrestler
He is somewhat strong
But Nick can take it
He’s friends with Ian Howe
And what do you want?
I want to meme on Dwayne
And that’s what Nick’s got
When he feels the same
Even though he knows
I suppose I’ll show
Nick is a bit more old
Then Rock Joe
Despite all my rage, I am still just a Nicolas Cage
Despite all my rage, I am still just a Nicolas Cage
Someone will say, “Hollywood can never be saved.”
Despite all my rage, I am still just a Nicolas Cage
Tell me Nick’s the only one
Tell me there’s no other one
The Rock is an only son
He is not the chosen one
The Rock is an only son, big oof
Despite all my rage, I am still just a Nicolas Cage
Despite all my rage, I am still just a Nicolas Cage
Someone will say, “Hollywood can never be saved.”
Despite all my rage, I am still just a Nicolas Cage
Despite all my rage, I am still just a Nicolas…
Despite all my rage, I am still just a Nicolas…
Despite all my rage, I am still just a Nicolas Cage
Tell me Nick’s the only one
Tell me there’s no other one
The Rock is an only son, big oof
And I still believe that Dwayne is not Nick Cage
And I still believe that Dwayne is not Nick Cage
And I still believe that Dwayne is not Nick Cage
And I still believe that Dwayne is not Nick Cage