God I love Jeff bezos. Everyday I wake up and think of his beautiful bald head and I cry because I know I’ll never get to touch it. I look at his glimmering dome and I think about waxing it and taking care of it while he calls me a good girl. Every night I taste a bit of wax and smell it and it helps me get to sleep but it makes me cry every time. I think about him passing overhead in his spaceship and it makes me so happy to think he could be above me right now, I work 12 hours a day at the Amazon warehouse every day, even on weekends and holidays, I just love the idea that he’s getting richer because of me.