Okay you listen here you dumb, poor, sub-eukaryotic filth. If I find you posting something of this magnitude of unfunny garbage ever again, I will personally take time out of my precious hours of life to hunt your sorry excuse of an existence down. I will do this not because of a hatred for you personally, but because I cannot let such a sad, barely-sentient, thing have the power to make such a horrid choice in comedy.