so if I made a movie, i’d skip all the biblical reference bullshit and name him “Jesus Fuckin’ Christ” and he’s going to look like those paintings of jesus

Next, I’d take the bad guy and name him “narcissistic asshole”

For the plot, well I mean most movies today don’t have one, but instead of having cgi and scripted fight scenes and musicals, we’re going start out with Jesus Fuckin Christ sitting in a chair, when narcissistic asshole hits him on the head with a spoon. Narcissistic asshole continues to do this for like an hour and a half but then jesus fuckin’ christ slaps the asshole’s hand away and tells him to go fuck himself.

the asshole then grabs the spoon and hits some nameless whore you’ve never seen before. Jesus punches him in the face, kisses the whore, and this is where my movie becomes the best movie of all time- there are 4 minutes of sex on camera. Then some weird shit happens with minions, a goat or a cat, you know something a drug addict would come up with


then the credits roll


the script is free but if you make money off my movie idea you have to write me a tweet saying that i’m the best beyblades player ever

also i’m sorry jesus please don’t send me to hell