i’m like really unique and interesting. the other day, i was sitting in a coffee shop, alone, looking very mysterious and unique. i saw this guy in the barnes and nobles anime section, and i thought, what the hell, “i wonder what he’s in to?” and i walked over.

and there i saw it. he was reaching for the limited edition of the rent a girlfriend manga. i didn’t know it could happen like this, but i knew what was happening. when i saw him reach for it, i reached too. our hands touched on the sides of the book. he looked at me, and said, “you like rent a girlfriend too?”, and i said, of course i do!

we then talked for hours about our favorite things that happened in rent a girlfriend. he went on and on about how he related to the main character. after a while, he offered to rent me. of course, i obliged. he then called an uber and politely explained the situation and asked for the car, and of course the driver obliged. he took the convertible sports car and let me hang off the side, and i yelled out, “i’m a girlfriend! and i’m being rented!” it was the most ecstatic moment of my life.

i then woke up on the barnes and noble floor. he was standing over me, trying to wake me up. he asked, “are you okay? you passed out when you grabbed for the book.”. not realizing what was happening, i looked at him, and said “rent’s due…” he looked confused. i looked as cute as i possibly could, bent my hand, and said… “Nyaa!”

he left as quickly as possible. i hope that one of these days, i can see him again. and then he can finally rent me, and i can be his girlfriend.