Hitler knew he was loosing. so he thought of something insane. mating a orange with a human. He knew it could be done but everyone thought him to be mad. He worked tirelessly until he had it: A half orange, Half human organism. Hitler was proud of his beautiful creation. But The half human half orange became too powerful and broke free from his containment. Hitler was not pleased and sent every single troop he had to search for the escaped expirement. By doing this he knew would be to loose WW2, but he could not let his magnificent creature into the hands of the enemy. The Half Human Half Orange fled into hiding and the enemy forces quickly cornered hitler. He had failed to secure his Lifes work. Knowing the filthy Muricans would capture and torture him for information, He commited Seppuku to prevent the Muricans from learning about his lost expirment. Years went by without word from the Half Human Half Orange… until 2015, a lovely 16th of june. Unexpectly a strange face that resembled a rotten orange appeared on everyones television… He shouted and rambled but the only sensible words he spoke were “wall build”. but that was all the people of Murica needed to here, The mysterious unknown figure, became the president of Murica.