I am the cum bender, the last holder of the forbidden cock bending technique. I can will your cock in the fuckening to any shape and size you desire at a hefty price of 2 liters of nut juice. Those who dare stand before me will face a hard punishment of painfully erotic anus resizements of up to an entire foot, enough for 3 raccoons to go up your arse. You would hold a world record for having the largest cock, but it will only last a day. I’m basically a Monkey’s Paw, but for your balls.

I have only one weakness: non-vanilla porn.

My village was ravaged by BDSM savages, running around in their latex suits, soaking up our 10 meter long Swords’ impacts, moaning in our efforts, and enjoying the tense anticipation of getting their face getting slapped and cheeks being clapped. In a last-ditch effort, the villagers orgasmed a river of Baby Paste, and I, the last cock bender, was placed into a crib, and watched my parents get whipped as I slowly went down the man-made Sex Water River.

To this day, I swear to my 14 inch cock, that I, Stuart Little, will take my revenge against the non-vanilla whores, and drain their balls dry until they turn a gnarly purple, and show the world the true way of the Sword.