There, I said it. Minecraft has become a garbage ass game ever since it became mainstream on the internet. Everywhere I go, I always see a reference to that shit-block festival of a game. I go on Instagram, I see fucking Minecraft. I go on YouTube, I see fucking Minecraft. I go on PornHub, I see fucking Minecraft. I go to my weekly red room I found in the dark web, I see fucking Minecraft. I go to the nigger sex-slave auction in this secret building in an alleyway, I see them practicing blowjobs on creeper action figures. I’m so god damn tired of having to see this wannabe ass LEGO game that people keep dick-riding on. Some of these people have never even had a childhood with the game, they’re just in it for the memes! It’s honestly getting to the point where I’d rather ejaculate to a picture of Ramirez from Fortnite than to even input a single action into the game through ANY of my controllers. Honestly, this game fucking sucks. It aged more horribly than my transgender girlfriend’s cock since it got circumcised. Minecraft makes E.T. on the Atari look like an absolute gem; it makes Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde on the NES look like a magnificent work of art, more artistic than all these shitty creations in the game and memes I’ve been seeing about it. First of all, the “mobs” are just absolute monkey cum and appear extremely bland. None of the NPCs look visually appealing either. Secondly, the physics in the game are as extra as the chromosomes this game would have as a human child; how the fuck do you beat on a tree trunk using your barehands? The worst part is, you’re using your right hand and that’s the same one I use to finger my step sister! Also, it’s really fucking annoying how every time I mine a block from the bottom, the whole rest of the tree is just floating. Lastly, the community is absolute shit, then again. They’re the same people pushing Etika to play Minecraft and even teasing him with the unfunny “eTiKa LoVeS mInEcRaFt” meme. They also keep pushing this “fOrTnItE bAd” narrative that’s awfully annoying and only increases the global suicide rate. I really hope Steve doesn’t make it into Smash, otherwise I’m gonna slap my cock so fucking hard, that it shrinks into the shape of a baby elephants trunk and shoot myself. If I ever catch my future kids even saying the title “Minecraft,” I’m beating the shit out of them.