Why kids should use butt plugs at school.

There are a number of reasons why kids should be allowed to use butt plugs in school, I will give a few reasons why in my debate.

Obviously in order to insert the butt plug the child would have to go to the toilets, as inserting a butt plug during class would be disruptive.

The butt plugs would vary in size and the children would gradually increase the size of their butt plug in until they reached double digits which would be 10cm wide, then the child would be eligible for elite status where they are to give a speech in assembly and would be awarded a giant butt plug, which they’d keep on their desk as a trophy.

This would help prevent things such as,

-Male on male rape.
-Farting during class.

This would increase such things as,

-Socialisation, as children will all have a common interest and something to trade and talk about.
-It will give the children something to work towards, as each child will be fixated on increasing the size of their anus in order to gain benefits/rewards