Just like my crazy wife! My dog China (chee-na) was always roudy and loud and made a mess!! She used to howl for no crazy reason at any time o day. When my wife (then gf (girlfriend)) moved in with me in my cottage, she got angry. One night she heard some crazy howling coming from the back porch and surprise surprise, it was China!! She saw me pounding that bitch like there was no tomorrow! So she went over and strangled me until I passed out. Before I did, I saw her strangle China as well and killed her!! I knew then and there that the only Bitch i should be with is my wife!! COMMENT EDIT: whats with the downvotes? Everything I said is true and gives good life advice!! This website’s users are crazy like my wife!!