At first I was afraid, I was hospitalized

Kept thinking it could never happen that we would never die

But then I spent so many nights talking to my best friend Wong
And I was wrong
And I learned how to cough till dawn
And so your back
From your workplace
I just walked in to find you here with that sick look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid mask, I should have left you quarantined
If id known for just one second you’d be back to infect me
Go on now, go, walk out the door
Just turn around now
Cause you’re not healthy anymore
Weren’t you the one who tried to say it’s just a flu
Did you think I’d believe you
Did you think I’d lay down and die?


Oh no, not I, I will survive
Oh, as long as I stay by myself, I know I’ll stay alive
I’ve got all my beans to eat
And I’ve got all my best hentai and I’ll survive
I will survive, hey, hey


It took all the masks I had just to commute
Kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my ruptured suit
And I spent oh-so many nights feeling trapped inside my house
I almost died
But now my fever has gone by and you see me
No more Wu Flu
I’m not that nasty little chinaman coughing all over you
And so you felt like dropping in just to try and infect me
Well, now I’m saving all my lovin’ for someone who’s Corona free
Go on now, go, walk out the door
Just turn around now
Cause you’re not healthy anymore
Weren’t you the one who tried to say it’s just a flu
Did you think I’d believe you
Did you think I’d lay down and die?


Oh no, not I, I will survive
Oh, as long as I stay by myself, I know I’ll stay alive
I’ve got all my beans to eat
And I’ve got all my best hentai and I’ll survive
I will survive, hey, hey