I can’t even drink (hot) coffee no more without getting a residual boner from all the memories. Gotta make sure to get some cold brew if I’m wearing loose shorts, sometimes i forget and the milfs at Starbucks totally eyefuk the shit out of me.

I wish i could nail em all but with a refractory period growing linearly as a function of time with each go I can only annihilate so much puss in a given day

Thanks rockstar ☕