I once had my clothes stolen while taking a shower at a house party (someone puked on me), they also took the towels, the bath mat, even toilet paper. Anything I could have used to cover myself. There was no shower curtain or curtains.

I got a really good lather going and covered my ass and junk with soapy foam. Then I had to walk through the party to a room I knew there was a blanket I could use as a kind of toga.