TW: sex

TW: lean

TW: guns

TW: blood

Back in 2018, I was visiting the world-renowned MC Playboi Carti’s concert made to promote his then-latest album Die Lit. I managed to get into the front stage so I could embrace his music at the loudest. The young MC noticed me dancing and yelling ‘I LOVE YOU PLAYBOI CARTI’ at the top of my lungs. He seemed to like it. After it the concert was over and everyone went home, Carti told me to follow into his trailer parked behind the concert hall. Inside there were cups of lean EVERYWHERE. On the tables, on the floor, everywhere.

And that’s when things started to get sexy. Carti took one cup and instead of drinking it he unzipped his pants and dipped his cock in it. His balls were purple except for his penis.

‘Ya like that shit, white boy’ Said Carti in sexy perfect pitch autotune.

‘Yes,’ I answered. I was mesmerized by his balls. I just wanted to suck on them.

‘The fuck is you looking at? You gonna suck ’em dry or what?’ He asked in autotune.

We started kissing each other and fell on the bed. I sat on my knees in front of his Jordans and put his ballsack in my mouth. I sucked it like a Chupa Chups lollipop. It tasted good (cuz it was covered in lean duh). Carti reached for me lean and spilled on his sack. He didn’t give a shit if some lean got on me. I was stuck in a loop for a few hours where I would suck lean off Carti’s ballsack and he would dip them in lean and repeat the process for so on for hours.

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Then Lil Uzi Vert who was touring with Carti barged into the door pissed.

He got even more pissed when he saw me sucking Carti dry.

He pulled out his diamond-covered AR-15 and blasted at Carti’s nutsack.

Blood splashed all over the trailer starting on Carti’s crotch.

Carti yelled in autotune and cried himself to sleep.

I was scared as hell for myself while Uzi stared at me

Suddenly he shoved his dick down my throat at the speed of light and dumped the baby batter in my stomach.

The next day I found out I was pregnant with 7 kids

Now I’m stuck in my college dorm working my ass off to raise my kids.