I swear to god if any person in this subreddit tells me France isn’t literal scum I will literally rip out their intestines and hang them with them, and don’t you dare try and tell me that the french have any redeeming qualities because they don’t, for starters their language is literally the worst thing I’ve ever heard, shit sounds like if greasy hair was made into a language and people think it’s the “language of love” deserve to be shanked, speaking of love Paris has to be the most unloving city ever, not only because it’s full of french “people” it’s also got the Eiffel Tower in, which is boring like “oh wow a spiky building” who even gives a shit, I certainly don’t.

Please, if you can find one redeeming factor for all of France then sure you can tell me but here’s the thing, what the fuck are french people gonna do? Wave a white flag hard at me and hope the gust of wind knocks me over? Please.
Signed me