THE iPHONE MAGICIAN! (Little 5 Points)
This posting is for adults only.

It’s been some tough times. Things need to lighten up a bit. Cue me! THE iPHONE MAGICIAN! I’m Jeff, a 31 year old ex college athlete in excellent shape. I have figured out how to stick an iPhone 8 all the way up my ass and work siri remotely. Typically I’m naked…you and your guests, as you wish. You speak directly into my asshole….I only use the iPhone speaker…the sound is clearly (well, slightly muffled) coming out of my ass. I can be a human jukebox… You say Siri- Play Bachman Turner Overdrive and Taking Care of Business will fill the room! From my ass will come the best movies on Netflix right now. The height of Mount Everest. The chances of winning a hand of poker with two threes. Marilyn Monroe singing “Happy Birthday Mr. President”! CALL YOUR BOSS! It’s fun! It’s unique! It’s affordable!

Like I mentioned I’m in very good shape. I’m straight but with few hang ups. I just get off on bringing joy to any event. I’m on Verizon…reception is usually pretty good anywhere.