Addressing the rumors
Hi guys. If you’re on twitter you might have seen some rumours being spread about me. I never thought I’d see the day where these allegations came to light, but I’m ready to address it. Everything you’ve heard is 100% true. I have a massive cock. It all started in high school when we were changing after gym class and one of my classmates caught a glimpse of my flaccid 8 inch cock, and everyone started calling me horse cock. It spread to the girls, where they would also harass me, calling me horse cock and also say mean things like “put [my] pork in their chops” and wanting to swallow my children. It was all too much for me, how could they do that to the children? And when I get hard I can make Ron Jeremy look like he has a micro penis. Not to mention I have humongous balls as well. The girls teased me asking me to marinate my testicles in their mouth. So yes, everything you’ve seen about me is true. I have an extremely large cock and big balls. All I can say is that I’m sorry, and I hope we can all move on from this point on.