I plan on making a band dedicated to you m’lord. it shall be called St Peterexplainsthejoke. We shall perform holy songs such as

i set my dog ablaze

danny devito is my god

wally the worm

i dug my grave in malaysia

mangio bambini

theres a commie in my basment

wally the worm buys a yellow hat. he likes it

my uncle took my can of spaghetti and now i want to cry

b-i-n-g-o b-i-n-g-o b-i-n-g-o and bingo was his name-o

wally the worm is dead

thanks diane

japa-fucking-nese

i killed princess diane

ckaren the caterpillar

keanu reeves x jf kennedy

im have acuosticism

why is their mustard on my roof

i used ckaren the caterpillars rotting corpse to summon upon wally the worm from the depths of hell

theres a trolly in my tree

elmo is missing

help help ive been kidnapped

wally the worm has taken me hostage

op is dead (an original by wally the worm)

i ate a monkey paw

i shit rabbit feetdark clouds are rolling over the sky above me. they block my view of the sun. i am engulfed in my own dark sins. i feel my past call upon me. my lids are heavy. my eyes are foggy. i feel the crimson trickle from my ears. all i have are the comforting sounds of smash mouth all star playing softly in the distance. with each passing second the powerful hits of their drums and mighty strums of their guitars grow fainter and fainter. i see it. the bright light. my escape out of the world molded for the little hope left in humanity. my time has come. i was not made for this world. neither you or you or you. we must all give in to Him. wally. he has come to rid us of our species. he has come to take away the pain. the heros before him have fallen to our ways. tartar sauce. stefan karlsson. stephen hillenburg. steve irwin. ect. we are a threat to life beyond the stars. so long comrades

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