Schrödinger’s Head Imagine you’re blindfolded and you’re getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you’ll never figure out who’s giving that god-tier awesome shmösome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 bear my house, or even your uncle’s neighbour’s fireman’s cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky? If you’re blindfolded and getting your dick sucked, you’re in a superposition of it being simultaneously gay and not gay, since you don’t know if it’s a guy sucking your dick or a girl. Therefore it would be logical to assume that both cases are true, and that the quantum system (you getting sucked off) is in multiple states (gay and not gay) at once: the very definition of a superposition. The moment you remove the blindfold, this system collapses, as you are making a measurement as to wether or not a guy or a girl is sucking you off; wether or not it’s gay. This irreversibly destroys the superposition, as even if you put the blindfold back on, the uncertainty is no longer present.
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