Yes thank you for asking, my hand is far too big to fit in a pringles can therefore i will explain to you my advanced methods of consuming the tasty, crispy, snack without utilizing my god-given digits. My first step generally begins with stripping down to my long-johns and whipping out my fleshy nub. Then, similar to the method of abortion used by cheap hookers, I insert a coat hanger down my genital shaft till it rests securely. After bending the hanger into a light curve to resemble that of a hook, I can now use my masterfully engineered artificial limb to retrieve the crispy chips from the previously inaccessible tube, ready for consumption.